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The Isle of Man’s least dependable news programme, plus straighter stories from Manx history. Really Byte is made by ReallyByte, so this is our own channel, shown here as the first in the network.

  • Isle of Man
  • History
  • Folklore & mysteries
  • Railways
  • Comedy

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Really Byte: The Evening News title artwork
Comedy and satire, not news. In Really Byte: The Evening News, real Manx stories are handed to Byte, a dangerously confident AI, and read by Quattro in an unnecessarily distinguished British accent. The events are genuine; the conclusions are regrettable. Please don’t quote it as news.

Byte is the same character across ReallyByte and Byte Brothers.

Featured creators are independent. Their videos and views are their own, not ReallyByte’s. Really Byte is our own channel, but its videos are still separate from ReallyByte’s own articles.

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The Evening News and other bulletins

Comedy. Genuine Manx events, regrettable conclusions.

  • Comedy

    Fire Station Catches Fire, Lord WheelyBin & Manx Chaos | Really Byte #1

    27 August 2026

    Episode one: a fire station catches fire, Lord WheelyBin enters Manx politics, and an Onchan trampoline approaches controlled airspace.

  • Comedy

    Egg Gate, the Breakfast Bandit & Noel Edmonds’ Emergency Inflation | Really Byte Ep. 2

    28 August 2026

    Egg Gate reaches Peel, a breakfast vanishes from a Douglas Co-op, and King Orry enters negotiations with the bats.

  • Comedy

    Dog-Poo Chaos, Noel’s Leaky Roof & Bat-Approved Viking Lights

    4 September 2026

    A dog-waste bin incident in Jurby, indoor rainfall at B&Q, and the King Orry statue’s bat consideration.

  • Comedy

    Why Do Manx Cats Have No Tails?

    28 August 2026

    Quattro’s Historical Bulletin weighs Noah’s Ark, the Spanish Armada and a Tail Recovery Taskforce. Byte says genetics. Comedy, with real history underneath.

The song

A heartfelt musical tribute to the island, until Byte gets involved.

  • Comedy song

    Ze Isle of Man – A Song About the TT, Rain, Potholes & Manx Life

    6 September 2026

    Quattro tries to sing a respectable song about the island, the TT and its scenery. Byte has opinions about the weather, the roads and the ferries.

Manx history and mysteries

Straighter stories from the island’s past, with the ReallyByte sites that cover the same subject.

A real Manx case

Content warning. This video looks back at a real killing in Douglas in 1973. A real person died, so we keep it apart from the comedy on this page.
  • Real case

    The Golden Egg Murder: The Killing That Shocked Douglas

    1 September 2026

    Douglas, 1973: the killing of Nigel Neal, the investigation, and the Manx court case that followed.

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